In
class...
teacher: does anyone have any injuries or
illnesses from the holidays?
student1: i hurt me knee from falling off me
skateboard
student2: i have a sore throat
student3: i had a headache
me: i have... ONE DIRECTION
INFECTION!!!!!
all the boys: *shake their haeds in disgust*
all the girls: * dammit why didnt i think of
that*
me: *sit back like a boss*