Hello
Dear Kelly,
This is Mother Nature, I've
noticed that you haven't gotten your "Monthly Gift" for
almost 2 months now. Please contact me as soon as
possible.
Thank you,
Mother Nature
Dear Mother Nature,
I haven't gotten my "Monthly Gift" because
I'm PREGNANT. Geez I thougt
you of all people would know
that!
So, THANK YOU, Kelly
-haha just thought it was
funny.-