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"I hear, and I forget;
I see, and I remember;
I do, and I understand."
- Confucious, Chinese philosopher

Characters: Jack, Sally, Jack's dad, Sally's mom

Narr : Jack came to school with his pants down, and they told him to go home imediately.

Jack: Hey dad, whats this?

Dad: Why son, its the car!

Narr: Sally came to school with her pants down, and they told her to go home imediately.

Sally: Mom, whats this?

Mom: Honey, thats the garage.

Narr: The next day, Sally came home with her hands bloody.

Mom: Sally, why are your hands all bloody?

Sally: Well Jack tried to park his car in my garage so i popped his two tires!

**If you dont get it, think REALLY hard. You'll crack up once you figure out its meaning...i did!**

In this Skin, Jessica Simpson (part of the song)

To be worthy
To feel beautiful in this skin
Be beautiful in this skin
Love me for me
Have confidence in this skin
Be confident in this skin
Be real, be real
See the beauty inside this skin
Cause I don't want to have to hide it
I feel, I feel
I'm beautiful in this skin
Beautiful in this skin
I'm beautiful
And your beautiful
Beautiful in this skin
I'm beautiful
And you are beautiful
Beautiful in this skin

Hey this is an awesome song and its really an inspirational song...you are beautiful no matter hwat you look like on the outside!

|S|P|O|R|T|S|.... My Anti-drug.

|S|W|I|M|M|I|N|G|...MY ANTI-DRUG.

|S|O|C|C|E|R|...MY ANTI-DRUG.

|F|O|O|T|B|A|L|L|...MY ANTI-DRUG.

|B|A|S|K|E|T|B|A|L|L|...MY ANTI-DRUG.

|V|O|L|L|E|Y|B|A|L|L|...MY ANTI-DRUG.

             
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          ( -o- )---( -o- ) 
          ;-...-`   `-...-; 
         /                 \ 
        /                   \ 
       | /_               _\ | 
       \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ 
        \  '.   `._.`   .'  / 
     _.-''.  `-.,___,.-`  .''-._ 
    `--._  `'-._______.-'`  _.--` 
         /                 \ 
        /.-'`\   .'.   /`'-.\ 
       `      '.'   '.'  

^^Kermit The Frog...From Muppets

I'm so smart
i can catch a fart,
paint it green
and bottle it! (bottle it!)


~*lez*~ i credit this quote to my girl forever, and she'll stay by my side through thick n thin-- i love you kt shadez! muah! :-*

Everybody do the (viking) rumble!
Everybody do the (viking) rumble!
Stop-Drop- and rumble!

*() you can change to your own team name

Swimming is the feeling when you get out of the water after a hard practice. It's the record-breaking lap, the second that difines you from champion and second place. All the sweat, the tears, the victories and losses. Its the feeling when you're up on the block, and the world is watching you. Its the that last breath before you dive into the water. No matter how much of an individual sport it may seem, swimming is a team sport. You gotta love it.

**I do not take credit for this!!**