ash34durkin

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Joined: May 10, 2012
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 298774

Quotes by ash34durkin

hey i just f**ked you
and this is crazy
but deleted my number
and keep the baby

NINJA HUG!
 

.......you never saw it coming
 

friends
 

dont let friends
 

talk to ugly guys!

are you a computer wise?

because you make my soft ware

 

go to hard ware ;)

thoughts while im in the shower...
me- soapy soapy soap
me- scrubby dubby dub in the tub... aw wait im the the shower
me- scrubby dubby dub in the shower
me- my feet are kinda dirty
me- what if a ninja attacked me right now?
me- AHHH SOAP IN THE EYES AHHHH
me- can fish pee?
me- shampoo time!
me- ahh crap none left!
me- ill shave then!
ahhh blood
me- i suck a shaving
me- i think ill shower tomarrow
me- but what if some alien lady eats me?
me- o well at least my feet wont be dirty anymore!
i taught my fish how to play dead!
turns out all you had to do was take the water out of the bowl!


LANDSHARK
you'll never catch me b**ch!
-jenna marbles
let haters hate!
it means thay want something that you have
there just jelous
when im brainstorming

before i start to write

i draw a square and write all my ideas around it

because my mom says i have to think outside the box!