ashdan

Status: Occasionally Online!
Joined: September 6, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 124175

 

Batman

I am Batman 
Well that's a lie, sorry. I'm not batman, infact I am nobody special, but you are.
Also, I don't use witty anymore, but if you do, welcome to a magical place. *grins*
I just updated this profile because I wanted people to be able to type in caps.
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Quotes by ashdan



Me: Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden?
Friend:
Oh sorry should I leave the room?
Me:
No. We use you as air conditioner.


 

 

 

One moment,
  he wants you,
the other moment,
his love
disappears♥

 

 


I wish memories were like
text messages.
I could delete the ones I don't like, and lock the ones I love.


fave if you agree


 

If someone messes up, let them know, but if they keep messing up, let them go.
 


when you let a guy define who you are,
there really is no more
you anymore.
 
 
Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
35 minutes ago • CommentLikeAdd as friend
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Harry Potter Wait what?
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Voldemort I need to send farmville gifts to myself.
                                    




Boy: It's you & me..
Girl: Aww..
Boy: Baby it's destiny..
Girl: AWWWW!
Boy: Oooh Your my Best Friend..
Girl: Aww..So cute..
Boy: In a World We Must Defend.. 
Girl: What?
Boy: POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!! 
Girl: ....

 

 

*Teenage Boy & Girl*
 


Boy: Marry me?



Girl: Are you crazy? WTF! No!

 


*4yr old comes*
 


Kid: Marry me pleach?



Girl: Omg he's so cute! Aww yes!


 

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save bed
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