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Life is just a dream on the way to death.....

An Ashley moment  #3
when a song comes on on the radio in the car that you HATE and you start singing to it, then yell at yourself for singing to it. in the middle of you yelling at yourself you suddenly realize there are other people in the car....and there looking at you like your insane

WHITE RABBIT!!!!!
STRAIGHT JACKET!!!!!! 

YOUR MAGIC
WHITE RABBIT
YOUR WHITE ROOM
STRAIGHT JACKET

Your magic
White rabbit
Has left its writing on the wall
We follow
Like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole!

Me: mom wanna hear a song?!?!?!?!
Mom: ummmm sure?
Me:Go 'head girl, shake that butt.
Make me freakin' bust a nut.
Crank that music,
Let's get wasted, super UHN.
Guess what, honey.
I'm a freak.
I'm a freak inside the sheets.
Rough, tough, naughty nurse.
Rip it up, now make it hurt.
Don't stop, get it, get it!
Last for hours, not for minutes.
Open wide for my surprise,
Scratch and blow for your grand prize.
Smear it on your plastic face,
Leave you with a sweeter taste.
Super soaker on your chest,
Let it drip down on your breast.
Mom: thats nice now go finish your chores.


ULTIMATE FAILURE AT TRYING TO BE FUNNY DX

 

An Ashley moment #2

When your sitting in class asleep and your teacher pokes your arm to wake up and you scream "OW WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!" and they look at you like your a serial killer about to kill them :D

 

An Ashley moment #1
When your trying to have a serious IMPORTANT conversation with someone then you get distracted by the littlest things.

Ex: ME "mom im being serious you cant keep thinking like th *sees squirrels*  squirrels......
MOM "what???"
ME "sorry what was i saying?"

 

Teachers tell us to "focus" in school. WELL my friend told me "focus" means:

F-UCK
O-FF
C-UZ
U-R
S-TUPID

......that hurts bro.....that hurts DX