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me: *posts quote*
*2 faves*

witty famous person: *posts same exact quote*
*4778474743734774747474 faves*

me: WHY

regular wittian: *posts quote from tumblr*
another wittian: um eww you could at least give credit to tumblr what the heck is wrong with you get off Witty

witty famous person: *posts quote from tumblr*
another wittian: OMG YOU'RE SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL CAN I BE YOU

If you ever think you fail at life,

just remember that you're not like me and you've never been left out at your own birthday party

That awkward moment
when I was born

My biggest fear in life
is living alone and not having anyone to kill bugs when I need them to

I'm so sick of seeing all these quotes about 12-year-olds and "twelvies".

I realize that they shouldn't even be on witty, because you have to be 13, but in my opinion it doesn't really matter how old they are, as long as they're mature. I've met some 12-year-olds that are more mature than some 16-year-olds. Not all 12-year-olds are stereotypical. I realize that some can be annoying, and act much older than they actually are--but others realize that they are still kids, and they don't act like they're 18.

So before you go judging a Wittian because they're 12, maybe you should look deeper to see if they're really as stereotypical as you thought they would be.

Seals are basically just dog mermaids

So...I hear you like bad girls.
Well, not to brag but, I'm bad!

...at everything.

Person: I'm gonna pop some tags o-
Me: stfu before i pop you

Me: *gets good idea for quote*
Me: That's HILARIOUS YOU'RE A COMEDY GENIUS
Me: *Types quote*
Me: *Re-reads quote*
Me: *Edits quote*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:..
Me: NO.
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Me: THAT'S THE DUMBEST QUOTE I'VE EVER SEEN
Me: YOU IDIOT
Me: NO ONE WILL EVER FAVE THAT QUOTE
Me: NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU
Me: YOU'LL DIE ALONE WITH 43 CATS
Me: *Clears text and logs out*