asianmayonnaise

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Joined: January 3, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 344881
Gender: F
Oh, hi.

 
{+} music | Three Days Grace | Breaking Benjamin | A Day to Remember | Story of the Year | Bullet For My Valentine | There For Tomorrow | Mayday Parade | Coldplay | The Glitch Mob | Justin Bieber | Demi Lovato | the Internet | winter | snow | thunderstorms | rainy days | clothes | shopping | Converse | TLC | elephants | cats | dogs | being alone | doodling | drawing | stuffed animals | bubble baths | sleeping | baking | sweatpants | Eeyore☺ | night time | Christmas time | swimming | the beach

{-} bullies | rude people | gym class | gym teachers | competitive people | annoying people | waking up early | know-it-alls | running | homework | people | going out in public | talking to people


                                                                          



Quotes by asianmayonnaise

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He wakes up haunted

                              with voices in his head

nobody knows him

 
                                                           


But today he won't go •unnoticed

 


She takes the long way home

                             
                               fighting her emotions

 
she's a loner

 


but tonight she won't gounnoticed•


 








 
"The lonliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they do not wish to see anyone
else suffer the way they do."
~anonymous
Some people say that a baby's laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds you could ever hear









...unless it's 3 am








...and you're home alone









...and you don't have a baby



























 
The movie "Lincoln" didn't do too well in theaters, and historically, Lincoln hasn't done too well in theaters.
What's Mean Girls?
































You just had a mini heart attack, didn't you?
What's the difference betweeen a Ferarri and a sack of dead babies?


















I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.






Carry on.
























 
Is it just me, or is it socially unacceptable to blow your nose in school?
Witty: There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
Me: DIE.
When you're in a silent classroom and then every hilarious thing that's ever happened to you flashes through
 your mind, and you try not to laugh so you just end up sounding like a malfunctioning sprinkler.

Anyone else?
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