asquishablenarwhal

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Joined: December 11, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 341702
Gender: F

asquishablenarwhal's Favorite Quotes

‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
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You only have 1 mom. 
Fave this if you appreciate 
& love your mom!
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♥ this and your nose will automatically 


itch 


 

 

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 Whenever you go to the doctors
 and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥
 

 

 

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when you're home alone and 
someone knocks on your door;;

10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder


fave if you're  that 1% (;
 

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Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and  your left hand on your face. You're  not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful.  &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...

him♥

fave if any of these apply to you♥
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Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:


Notmyformat.

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Who else remembers;


"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"



 

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Suicide Hotline-

1-800-273-8255
Favorite if you are willing to save
some ones life by favoriting this quote.


 



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I just want to see who is more on witty profiles
Middle Schoolers or High Schoolers?
So, if you a Middle Schooler please favorite
and if your a high schooler please leave
a quick comment
-xoxo 
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