ataylor9119

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My heart is set on you,
I DON'T WANT NO ONE ELSE,
 
And, if you don't want me,
I GUESS I'll BE ALL BY MYSELF.

 











Roses are red, violets are blue ..


i wanna get you pregnant.



- Jenna Marbles



 
What size shoe do you wear? 
I'm gonna guess size sexxyyyy.

- Jenna Marbles

"I would drag my balls across a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie."

oh, that's nice i guess.

-Jenna Marbles










 



I wanna see how many people I can bang, without contracting herpes.

oh wait, i have herpes. so, the joke is on everybody else.


-Jenna Marbles










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do  you  think  i  give  a  l lama  skinned  condom
ABOUT THAT?

- Jenna Marbles

You can't just Hellen Keller for an hour,

You have to Hellen Keller for the rest of the
night until they believe
that you have actually become deaf or blind.

- Jenna Marbles