Recently a "Husband
Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband
from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A
couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's
better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the
ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But
there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they
went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are f-cking impossible to please. The exit
is to your
left."
Be happy for what you have =)
*not mine*