audreyann

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Joined: August 22, 2010
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 121920
Location: the feckin moon lad
Gender: F



Je t'aime un petit peu.
Audrey. 16. Boarding school. Ultimate Frisbee. "Life is about creating yourself."
My best friend Jesse wrote this for me on a bad week.
I read it when things feel hopeless:


what jesse wrote me

Has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  You could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to. You could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted. You could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. You could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances?
 
I don't fight with stupid people on the internet so if you're going to leave a sassy comment on my profile, I will most likely not give one single . Ladies & gents, I have had much worse than you.
 

Quotes by audreyann






if you wanna be my lover you gotta be in a band




 

 

         Super Hot Guy at Starbucks: "Are you coming or leaving?"
         Me: *Faints*

         .....Jk

         
Super Hot Guy at Starbucks: "Are you coming or leaving?"
         Me: "Leaving."
         Super Hot Guy at Starbucks: "Great. I guess you won't mind if I take your seat then?"
         Me: "No."
         Me: *Leaves Starbucks*









Somebody please help me learn the first 99 numbers in pi.








"Okay, they're coming," said Hassan. "What's your name?"
"Pierre."
"Okay. I'm Salinger, pronounced SalinZHAY."
"Y'all here for the tour, are ya," Lindsey's boyfriend said.
"Yes. I am Salinzhay," Hassan said, his accent passable if not magnificent. "This is my cousin Pierre. We visit your country for the first time, and we wish to see the Archduke, who started our- how you say- first Earth war."

-An Abundance of Katherines, John Green




 


 
Me: "Hey. What's up?"
Him: "What sports do you play?"

Typical boy.




 




My friend: Oh my God he just poked me on Facebook.

Me: Oh my God he totally wants you.




 


The most exciting/ most embarrassing thing happened last night. I went to a school dance with my friends at another all-girls school. The boys from the all-boys schools met us there. I don't know a lot of boys like some people do because I'm pretty shy. Anyway, in the last, say...20 minutes, this cute guy started dancing with me. My friends were dancing with boys, too, so it was fine. I could tell he wanted to kiss me because he kept leaning in but it wasn't obvious. Then, his friend came over to him and told him they needed to get on the bus. So, before he left he said, "I have to leave now. Do I get a kiss?"
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Oh my God it was so embarrassing because I freaking kissed his cheek instead of his mouth because I've never kissed anyone before. He gave me a funny look so I just TOLD HIM. I JUST BLURTED IT OUT.
I said, "I've never kissed anyone before."
I KNOW SO EMBARRASSING.
But it's fine because he smiled a little and asked me to put my name & number into his phone. Then later, he texts me and asks me why "a pretty girl like you has never kissed anyone before".
What just happened.
I can't even deal with myself right now.

 




*Deciding between two sweaters*
Mom:
 Wear the black one. It goes with your boots.
Me: What? This is navy!
Mom: Are you high?




 

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