austin72004

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Joined: May 20, 2011
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My name is Austin. I am a STRONG Christian and was saved through Jesus Christ on Feb. 5 2006. I am Pro-Life and against same-sex marriage. I enjoy Harry Potter, Sy-Fy Movies, Any thing to do with Magic, Greek Myths, Singing, and Church.  My favorite colors are red, gold, and purple. I am a HUGE Band Geek and play the Alto Saxophone. I love to read. My favorite books are the Left Behind, Harry Potter (!!!!), Percy Jackson (including The Heroes of Olympus sequel), The Chronicles of Narnia, Curque Du Freak (all), The Kane Chronicles, Twilight (all), The City of Ember, and The Hunger Games. My favorite movies are Harry Potter (!!!!!), The Hunger Games, Twilight (all), Curqu Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant,  \, ,,,,v  v  adf=\05rol,   rThe Chronicles of Narnia, Percy Jackson, anything funny, and Disney cartoons. My favorite TV Shows are Eureka, Warehouse 13, Wizards of Waverly Place, Ben 10 (all), MAD, Two and a Half Men, Full House, Phineas and Ferb, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Glee, Fariy Odd Parents, and iCarly. My favorite Video Games are Wizard101 and My Sims. My best friend ( tlb2015 ) made me this profile because she said I am so funny. B-)
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Help! We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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 God must love stupid people; He made so many.
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 Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
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Son: Dad, you would't punish me for something I didn't do, right?
Dad: Of Course NOT!
Son: Good, I didn't do my homework.
Dad: Son, remember I'm spanking you because I Love You.
Son: I sure wish I was big enough to return your love.
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 A poor country pastor was angry when he confronted  his wife with the receipt he found for a $250 dress she had bought.'' How could you do this!'' he exclamed.
''I don't know,'' she wailed, ''I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying  it on. It was like the devil was whispering to me, 'Wow, You look GREAT in that dress! You should buy it.
"Well,'' the husband persisted, "you know how to deal with that tempter. Just tellhim, 'GET BEHIND ME, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, '' but then he said,
 
"It Looks Great From Back There, Too!"

 

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A computer once beat me 

 at chess,

but it was no match for me
   at kick boxing.     

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Everyone  has  photographic 

memory ::;mj yfc::::
 
some just don't have the film.     


 
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

 You make me feel good, You make me feel safe'Hold my purse.'     


 

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. 
 
 They rented out my room.  

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Energizer Bunny arrested,
 charged with battery.  

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