Wife: Honey can you help me with the
garden?
Husband: Do I look like a
gardener?
Wife: Honey the toilet is
broken!
Husband: Do I look like a plumber?
(The husband went out for lunch and when he came back the
house was fixed)
Husband: Did you fix all of this?
Wife: No, the neighbors son did, but he said I
had to make him a burger or sleep with with him.
Husband: You gave him the burger right?
Wife: Do I look like a Burger
King?