brigid*

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Joined: January 2, 2013
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: November 12
user id: 344725
Gender: F
I'm Brigid

Quotes by brigid*

"Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people."
Don't hold onto something
that is just holding you back
me: i love you more
little girl: i love you more
me: i love you to pluto and back
little girl: i love you to mickey and back 




so people can sit there believing that a man was not only 100% man
but also 100% god, died and then came back to life,
AND born from a virgin but the concept of being gay is so abstract.
~my sister


ed didnt lose the grammy, the grammy lost ed


guy: I like to make things look good
me: that concept obviously doesn't apply to your face.


don't act like you care
when you clearly don't
Wife: Honey can you help me with the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Honey the toilet is broken!

Husband: Do I look like a plumber?

(The husband went out for lunch and when he came back the house was fixed)

Husband: Did you fix all of this?

Wife: No, the neighbors son did, but he said I had to make him a burger or sleep with with him.

Husband: You gave him the burger right?

Wife: Do I look like a Burger King?





guy on the radio: I heard that Taylor Swift said that
she wasn't afraid of being forever alone. I was just
like that's a good thing considering no guys want to
date you because they're afraid you're going to write
a song about them.


I have friends who have wittys and so when they
put a quote as their facebook status and it gets a ton
of likesim just sitting here like "I know your secret"