To all the
girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or to get married, a
piece of Biblical advice: "Ruth patiently waited for her mate
Boaz" While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't
settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az,
Cheatin-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az,
Goodfornothin-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin
Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respets
Yoaz.