awesomenessisme

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Joined: December 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 9
user id: 246473
Gender: F

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I'm Michelle.
I'm 12 years old .
& IGAF IF ANYONE SAYS WITTY IS FOR 13 AND UP .
I love Max Schneider.
I love to cheer .
& I love to dance & listen to music .
But most of all I love my friends ;
Laura (forever_mine_123)
Maricruz (CallMeMari)
Sam (MexicanChicka)
Nena (stupidandproud)
Julia (maddenluver123)
Follow them.. & sexybrat & cheerleader7 .
I cheer for my school & Panthers .
I choreograph my own dance routines .
I like braiding string .
& you know what dude ?
if you got nice shoes, I love you .
- follow me -
 

awesomenessisme's Favorite Quotes





so you got 15 minutes of homework done?
better reward yourself with 6 hours of aimless web surfing.




 




hookers are a lot like best friends.
1) you call them up.
2) they come over.
3) they eat your junk.
4) scream all night.
5) you slap them.
6) you dare them to do things.
7) they make fun of you.
8) stay up all night.
9) they leave.
10) next weekend you do it again.




 




i wonder if teachers play the
"who's a virgin" game in their heads in class.
(my teacher does. i asked him and he thinks i'm a wh/re. and i'm dead serious.)




 

I wish
I had the courage
to tell you
how much
you mean to me.





does canada even have a president or
is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?




 
comment your birthday,
and find your twin.

 
I mean, yes, I could've done my homework, but I also could've commited murder.
So there's that.






pringle cans should have a
twist mechanism like stick deodorant.




 
Conversation after I got my braces off today

Orthodontist:  Make sure you take out your retainers ONLY when your eating
Me:But I eat every second of the day so idk how that's gonna work lol
 
If my jokes offend you, 

1. I'm sorry.

2. It won't happen again.

3. 1 & 2 are lies.

4. Goodbye.

 

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