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Quotes by awsuminsomniac

Today, a man I've never talked to before shook my hand in church and said, "You have the most beautiful smile in the world, you should use it more often."

Day. Made.


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so my friend, after track practice 

was picked up by one of his random neighbors

in a stalker van...

so we all started 

screaming at him 

"the candy's not free!"


I want a guy to love me

{like Severus Snape loves Lily Evans}

Even after she married his enemy

{he continued to love her} 

even after she was murdered

{he spent his life trying to save her son from the same fate} 

I want a guy whose love is

{ never ending & unchanging, no matter what}


the AwKwaRd 

when witty lies 

and your quote doesn't

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or when you see:
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yea, I'm a teenage girl
i hate leaving the house without make-up
when I'm home, my hair goes up in a messy bun and my skinny jeans trade in for sweatpants 
i have that one friend who is so gorgeous that it constantly makes me compare myself in disappointment
i have a celebrity crush
i want a boy who will kiss me in the rain <3 
I listen to Taylor Swift on my bad days

I know it's not just me
comment or fave if it's you :)

RaNd0M facts(:

1. evolution made women lighter sleepers than men so they could easily wake to the cry of a baby
2. the koala bear is not really a bear, but is related to the kangaroo and the wombat
3. 1/3 pound stalk of broccoli contains more vitamin C than 204 apples
4. Emus cannot walk backwards
5. the letter J does not appear in the periodic table of elements
6. the longest chapter in the bible is Psalm 199; it has 17 verses.
7. the pound key (#) on a keyboard is called the octothorpe
8. chocolate doesn't cause acne
9. a rabbit is not able to vomit 
10. There are more than 40 million Americans that have "chronic halitosis," which is bad breath that never goes away
11. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day
12. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."
13. In a day 34,000 children die every day from causes that are related to poverty and hunger
14. The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet
15. An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged. They all taste sweet


you want to read the story of my life?
borrow my iPod.


 he said:
» hugging you is the best feeling ever
{ its  a  warm,  soft,  electric  explosion}
and  i  get  to  hold  my  whole world  in  my  arms

what  the hell

   do the animals in Narnia eat ? 

 that one time. . .
you let yourself belive
 things will turn out differently... 

& you end up crying yourself to sleep.