azkaban14

Status: I am eternally proud to be part of the 1D Family. Today, July 23rd, 2012, it is all about five amazing boys who changed the lives of so many
Joined: July 30, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 201565
Location: Narnia
Gender: F
 
About Me
I'm moody. I'm fun. I play my music loud. I throw things when I'm mad. I eat when I'm bored. I smile when I'm happy. I'm too complicated to put into words, but all this junk should give you an idea of what I'm like. You can beat me, abuse me, hate me, whatever. I'm not going away. You don't get rid of me that easily. I'm bully-proof, as childish as that sounds. I don't let that crap get to me. I have more important things to worry about. Moving on...
And other stuff..
ANYWAY, now that you've suffered through my poetry (I'm better at regular stories than anything else) I'd like to thank you for getting this far. Not many people would take the time to read this, but ya know, whatever, right? So all my fun facts are down there vvvv And they just about tell you all the important junk about me. or, somewhat important. More like the interesting stuff that might get me some friends xD But if you don't feel like doing anymore bio reading, I'll sum it up. 1D is my life. I dance, play soccer, and watch guy sports. I'm pretty smart, and have a talent for writing. I love Witty and my sisters (or brothers, if any of you still exist and aren't jerks) and I could not honestly live without my friends. :)

















































Vas happenin', gorg :)
Hi. I'm Kathryn. I'm going to be 15 on January 10th, 2013, cuz we're all gonna live that long. I'm just a normal, average, teenage girl, minus the average and the normal :) I love my friends. They make my life. I wouldn't be anywhere without them.
I love listening to One Direction. They have the voices of angels, and their music makes girls feel beautiful, no matter what. We lifted a BRIT for the first time, and I'm proud to be part of the 1D family. Harry, Louis, Liam, Niall, Zayn... You guys have my vote any day <3 My favorite day February 21st, 2012 <3
I ALSO LOVESpongebob, sports (I play soccer ;D) like football, dance, and hockey. I'm a model, but don't steroetype me. I'm not a stuck-up tangerine that goes around school in heels and mini skirts. I actually like to dress down as much as possible, while still lookin' good :D This meaning, I have a million pairs of Converse that I'm never gonna get rid of, and I wear jeans, sweatpants, hoodies, and T-shirts to school just about every single day. I try to be an inspiration to my friends, so if I go all Dumbledore on you, that's why xD
So yeah :) That's it. If I think of anything else, I'll add it to one of the boxes sometime... MAYBE >:D

Love you, Wittians <3
-azkaban14
Love the life you live, for you only get to live it once <3

Quotes by azkaban14

"You're very sweet and caring, and you're honest. I like that. You're generous when it counts and it's nice to be your friend. I think that sometimes you can be unrealistically pesimistic and I'd say that's because you're either afraid of the rest of the world or you've lost faith in it. I think maybe it's a mixture of both. But I love you nontheless because you've got a good head on your shoulders and you know what to fight for."

 
















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He is the watch dog
to her Majesty, the Queen.




 

Format: Wittygirl2010



Everyone on Witty is so sad, so, here's some love to brighten up your day


 

I know we don't talk. We've never talked. Ever. But you should know that seeing you in the hall makes me happy. I've heard about you, stories from my friends, and I just wish that I had grown up being your best friend. I wish I had that chance now, but no matter what, I'll always feel like you wouldn't want me around. So anyway, I guess this is a thank you. For existing and not being a drama king. Thank you for being a dork, a sweetheart, a genuinely kind person. And if you ever see this, I hope you feel the same. A girl can dream, can't she?
 


So out of curiosity, I clicked on 'How to Get a Top Quote.'
Which brought me to a page with nothing but a link to the 'How to Make a Good Quote.' page.
Thank you, Steve.
I was looking for something a bit more concrete.
 



Is it bad that I talk to his little brother
more than I actually talk to him?

 

 

TBH, if I was married to Steve,
my username would be
steveswife
 
So I was at lunch with my bestfriend, we'll call her Amy, her boyfriend, we'll call him Jake, and our friend, who we'll call Cam.
Me: So Jake, if you were a girl and happened to know of a god that you thought found you mildly entertaining, and you really wanted to talk to him but didn't know how, what would you say so that you don't make an idiot out of yourself, and/or make him hate you?
Jake: Just be totally normal. Radiate confidence, and just be you. If you do something like that, he'll like you more than if you try to act cute, or like an idiot.
Then Cam jumps in and says
Cam: You should bring Amy to your practice or something, and then at the end, you should just be talking to him, and Amy should say she's two weeks pregnant. That would turn him off completely and he'd focus more on you. He'd like the fact that you wouldn't abandon your friend if she was in a situation like that.
Reasons why I love Cam, even though he's an idiot.

 
So if girls are advised to wear sports bras
should we advise guys to wear sports boxers?