b1air

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  hiii i used to be witty famous and then decided to leave.

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                      How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.

                      1. Go to Facebook.com

                      2. Right click anywhere on the page.

                      3. Click "View page source"

                      4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"

                      5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.

                      6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)


                      7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most, 
                          the second the second most, and so on.


                         YOU'RE WELCOME.






What 's  that  thing called when 
YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU BACK? OH YEAH, IMAGINATION.
 

NMQ



To my friends voting for Romney:
I can't invite you to my wedding if I'm not allowed to have one..





follow me? I'm new here, I don't bite(:
 

The reason I have trust issues is because they changed the actor who played Marnie in Halloweentown and thought I wouldn't notice. 

Me *thinking*: ​ Today is the day I will finally tell my crush I like him.
*makes eye contact*
Me *thinking*: ABORT ABORT ABORT!
 


























too many people 
 
                                                           are living for compliments instead of                                  accomplishments.






 





                                                                                                                     











 

If a guy were to sing Wanted by Hunter Hayes to me
I'd probably just be like "Marry me...now."



I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said, "Nothing would make me happier than diamond earrings."




So I got her nothing...




 
That Moment When You Give Someone Advice And They Don't Listen To You And Then You Just Sit Back And Watch Every Thing You Predicted Happen