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Member since Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:20:19 EST

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'm bailey!

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Yeah, I miss you.
But I'm not going to show it because that would
prove that I'm weaker than you, and I know I'm not.
quote number 926347
filed under break up
  4
&Yesterday the first boy finally admitted
SOFTBALL is harder than
BASEBALL
quote number 851007
filed under sports
  3
I'm going to tell a random story.

I really don't like school. The lunch sucks. After lunch I have reading. I wonder if animals can read. That would be funny. Maybe even objects. Speaking of objects I saw a pink stapler today. I love pink, like Victoria's Secret Pink brand. That place is wonderful. I love their clothes. I saw a guy in there once. He was looking at underwear. Hehe. That reminds me, I saw a guy with a thong on at JC Penny's oncee. I think he was gay. I think the thong proved that. Just to let you know it was blue. Blue is one of my favorite colors. Did you know the sky is blue because of the reflection from the water. That's pretty cool. Cool means C-constipated O-overweighted O-out of style L-loser. Remember when we always used to say that? Hahah.

Hope you liked my story :)
quote number 848182
filed under funny
  1
  YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: 
(first pet + car you want)
Cinnamon Bentley

YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:

(“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
The Softball Sunshine Tour

YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:

(first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
Jessica June

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(favorite color + favorite animal) 
Green Turtle

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME
:

(middle name + city where you were born)
Nicole Des Moines

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: 
(the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
Greba

SUPERHERO NAME:
(“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink) 
The Blue Sprite

NASCAR NAME:
(the first names of your grandfathers)
Charles Lynn

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: 

(mother’s and father’s middle names ) 
Joann Allen

TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
(Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major country that starts with the same letter)
Hanlon Hungary

SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
(your favorite season/holiday + flower) 
Summer Lily

CARTOON NAME: 

(favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
Pineapple Shirty

HIPPY NAME:
 
(what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree) 
Fruitloop Willow

VAMPIRE NAME:
(Name you want + Cullen)
Mallorie Cullen

quote number 845619
filed under funny
  1
Team Reality©

quote number 829175
filed under advice
  0
I wait, and wait.
I tell my self I will.
But once the opportunity comes.
I don't talk to him.
quote number 829033
filed under flirty
  4
I used to be normal
until I met these losers I call my BEST
[F][R][I][E][N][D][S]

quote number 555913
filed under funny
  1
Please God-

if you can't make me thin,
make my friends fat!

quote number 555888
filed under funny
  1
You'll always be my friend...

♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥

(you know wayyyy to much)
quote number 555880
filed under funny
  2
rememberwhen;;
blues clues was challenging?
quote number 552507
filed under funny
  2

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