HashtagWhoreo*

Status: I'm Bailey, and you're cool.
Joined: December 7, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 6
user id: 247905
Location: Unstalkable
Gender: F
Wey Hey, I'm Bailey, and you're watching Disney channel.

Quotes by HashtagWhoreo*

I F*ck Sh*t up by rearranging the chocolate in the chocolate box.




 
I <3 1D
*So at my friends house the little kids were suppose to be sleeping but they were still awake, and talking.*

My friend's step-dad: "Why am I hearing voices?"
Me: "You're crazy."




 
I <3 1D
My friend calls my mom: Her first name.
My best friend calls my mom:
Mom.









I <3 1D
School bus conversations are strangest.

Topics:

Periods
Flies
Golfing
Monster Trucks
Oklahoma
Weed
Music
Killing Teachers
PMSing
Bubble Gum
Frogs
Cocaine

Comment any others that left out.
*When I see a prettty girl on TV*

 
Me: "Well, she got my fair share of pretty."




I  <3 1D
My 2 cousins were in Fleet Farm. 
My guy cousin, Lee, hid behind some coats and was going to scare his sister, Ana. 
Ana saw him doing this and just walked away. 
Then a man came up and parked his cart in front of the rack that Lee was behind. 
Lee finally got tired of waiting so he seperated the coats, stood up, said 'Hi' and walked away. 
They said they could still hear the guy laughing from two isles away.
The thing is, Lee is a sophmore, yet he is so childish.

 
 
 

I <3 1D

 
Liam thought that YOLO meant Yummy Oreos Love Origami.

One time, when Harry was drunk he had an hour long conversation with a cat.
Yeah, well I once had a two hour long conversation with a cat.
SOBER!



 
I <3 1D







 
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