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I
wasn't drunk last night....
DUDE YOU THREW MY PARAKEET AT A PIG AND YELLED,"ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DUDE YOU THREW MY PARAKEET AT A PIG AND YELLED,"ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I
wasn't drunk last night......
DUDE YOU CUT OPEN A PINAPLE
YELLIN IN IT,"SPONGEBOB!!!!"
DUDE YOU CUT OPEN A PINAPLE
YELLIN IN IT,"SPONGEBOB!!!!"
When I
heard the Gay barbie song,
I said," Wait...Isn't she already Gay?"
I said," Wait...Isn't she already Gay?"
If a
blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff
Which one do you think would land first?
The brunette because the Blonde stopped
and asked for directions.
Which one do you think would land first?
The brunette because the Blonde stopped
and asked for directions.
We
live in a Age
When Pizza Gets To
Your House Before
The Police -___-
When Pizza Gets To
Your House Before
The Police -___-
Standing at this liquor store
Whiskey coming through my pores
Feeling like I run this whole block
Lotto tickets and cheap beer
That's why you can catch me here
Tryna scratch my way up to the top
Cause my job got me going nowhere
So I ain't got a thing to lose
Take me to a place where I don't care
This is me and my liquor store blues
I'll take one shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be okay tomorrow
One shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be okay tomorrow
-Bruno Mars <3
Whiskey coming through my pores
Feeling like I run this whole block
Lotto tickets and cheap beer
That's why you can catch me here
Tryna scratch my way up to the top
Cause my job got me going nowhere
So I ain't got a thing to lose
Take me to a place where I don't care
This is me and my liquor store blues
I'll take one shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be okay tomorrow
One shot for my pain
One drag for my sorrow
Get messed up today
I'll be okay tomorrow
-Bruno Mars <3
BRUNO
MARS!!!
FAVE THIS IF YOU HAVE O.O.B.M
(OBSSESION OF BRUNO MARS) <3
FAVE THIS IF YOU HAVE O.O.B.M
(OBSSESION OF BRUNO MARS) <3
You can
be the peanut butter
to
my jelly,
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly,
You can be the captin and I can be your first mate,
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date,
You can be the hero and I can be the Sidkick,
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split,
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's storming
Or you can be the sun when It shines in the Morining.
-Auburn Perfect two <3
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly,
You can be the captin and I can be your first mate,
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date,
You can be the hero and I can be the Sidkick,
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split,
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's storming
Or you can be the sun when It shines in the Morining.
-Auburn Perfect two <3
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Do you love me?
Because I do.
Violets are blue,
Do you love me?
Because I do.