bamitsalaina

Here's to the comebacks:

 

The ones that make the
whole room go "oooooaahh".

I'm actually
a mermaid.

I'm not going to spend

my life being a color.

H e r e ' s T o Y o u , Y o u C r a z y F e m a l e :
 

You're impatient.
You're awkward.

And you're beautiful.
Inside & Out.
 

I'm pretty sure more girls use "Bro"
than actual Bros do.

Evey one spends so much time hating on the people who have top quotes;

Can't we just be happy for them?

I strongly dislike when people say:
"we're expecting", when they are pregnant like there is going to be some sort of odd outcome.

"Yeah, we're expecting a baby, but it very well could be a dinosaur."

You know things are going bad when:
Even your weave has split ends.

C o n f i d e n c e.
wear it like makeup, ladies.

Dear to whom this may apply,
Retarded is not a synonym for stupid. 
sincerely,
Friends with the coolest kid ever.