bandgeek101

Status: slowly and embarrassingly becoming a grown-up
Joined: December 6, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
user id: 247587
Location: onward and upward
Gender: F
Dear wittyprofiles.com,

First of all, being on here for the first time in months has to be the most confusing thing ever; i literally do not know how to work anything. But the only reason i came on here is to clean up my profile in order to move out. I will still keep following all of the users i previously followed and i will not unlike the posts that i liked before, but as of today(7-18-14) i have deleted all of my previous quotes and comments that i made. I do apologize to anyone i was actually friends with on here for my disappearence. But the truth of the matter is that maintaining a social media account that i made when i was in eighth grade doesn't really fit into my schedule, as i prepare for my junior year in high school and start to make real-life decisions about my future. However, the main reason I'm writing this is to say one massive thank you. Or, moreover, a bunch of little thank you's. I'd like to thank every single one of my friends that i met on here. Whether we bonded over music, or band, or just day-to-day similarities, you guys have left an impact on my life that i could not express with words if i tried. I'd like to thank the people on here that i know in real life: even if we never became particularly close outside of this website, thank you for viewing my most personal thoughts and keeping them to yourselves. Thank you to Steve: you made my first social media/blogging kind of website. You introduced me to some really fantastic people whom, to this day, i still think about and am thankful for. It is admittedly very weird to leave this website, even though my usage of it has recently become very slim. While going through all my quotes for the last time, i was able to laugh at myself for being the sappy pre-teen that i was (I still remember who all the love-y quotes were about). I also was able to remember the harder times that i experienced, which i expressed through this website (and i want to send out another massive thank you to everyone who supported me and stood by me, you guys are still so rad). So basically the essence of this letter is to say that even though this will be my last time logging out of witty, i will always fondly remember the times i had on this website for the past almost-three years. I grew from a pre-teen who made this account in 2011 into a regular-teen(?) who is saying goodbye in 2014. So thank you witty profiles, for being my friend. 

Love,
Haley
bandgeek101

Other contact info!!! (hit me up sometime??)

twitter: @haley_kerr333
instagram: haley_kerr333
tumblr: no-one-mourns-thewicked.tumblr.com

 
 

bandgeek101's Favorite Quotes

how many times have you

watched me fall
just to smile?
i've been through
thick & thin.

we've struggled through
now we

SMILE .

 






What would you do
If I told you
That I don't want another boyfriend,
Because of everything you put me through.




 
This quote does not exist.


&Here's to all of the people who have cut,

then realized it wasn't worth it.

 




i'm honestly so surprised that
no one has ever punched me in the face.





 









I WISCOULSEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU READ MY TEXTS.








*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*

To me,the best
feeling in the world

is getting a hug from the boy you care about most.
Sure, it’s nothing hot or sexy,
but it’s completely adorable and irresistible.
You feel so safe, secure and warm
and so does your heart.
You’re so close, I bet he can feel it beating.
He’s got to be a good hugger of course,
but then again,
why wouldn’t he be?

 

Mom: What did you learn in school today?
Me: That I hate everyone more than I thought
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"

So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."

She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."

So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will."