There once was a little sad girl. She had no
friends, happiness, or the boy that she liked. So one day she
got visited by her fairy godmother.
She said she would grant her 3
wishes.
Her first wish, was to have
friends.
And her fairy godmother did so,
and she had friends.
Her second wish, was to have
nice clothes.
And so, she did. She became
popular because of this.
And her final wish, was to be
pretty.
She was extremely excited for this wish, for she thought it
would make him like her. Her fairy godmother waved her wand,
and then headed to leave. She looked in the mirror and noticed
she didn't make her pretty.
She told her this and she responded as so,
"I, being your fairy
godmother, came to you when you were sad and granted you three
wishes. The three wishes of things you do not have.
You didn't have friends, so I gave it to you. You
didn't have nice clothes, so I gave it to you. But I cannot
give you something like beauty, of which you already
have"
And with that, she headed for
the door and left.
© All
mine.
I went out to this restaurant for my
friends birthday.
As you walked out, there were mints. Me and my friends all
took one.
Well, they didn't eat theirs. I did.
My friends all took one look at me and literally started
rofling. I was so confused.
I got to the car, looked in the mirror, and for the 5 seconds
I had the mint in my mouth it turned my tongue and mouth neon
green.
It took a couple hours to go away.
MLIA