barneythebigpurpledino

Status: Trying to make people smile (:
Joined: April 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 293139
Dancing Banana100% me, 100% makeup free (:
Ayeee (: Vas happenin? You seem to have stumbled upon my profile. Well, as Lil Wayne once said, people are basically indescribable, but I’ll try anyways so please excuse me while I bore you with my words [: First of all, I can’t live without music. I absolutely looove to sing and I’ve been told I’m really good, but I’m too shy to ever sing or dance in public. Hopefully one day I’ll be performing with One Direction c: I’m usually really shy, but when I’m with my friends I can be the LOUDEST person on earth. I guess my personality description would be a matter of opinion. A lot of people tell me I’m really sweet. My best friend says I’m really funny and nice and that one day I’ll kill her because she’ll suffocate from laughing too hard. She also says I’m her therapist and that I’m amazing at it. I’m crazy, weird, and hyper, but that’s all normal for me (: I SNEEZE LIKE A KITTEN. IT’S SO WEIRD. I like candy and I LOOOVE HUGS AND PIGGY BACK RIDES :D I'm never going to “grow up”. I NEVER EVER lie or curse and I take pinky promises very seriously. I still say “playdate”. (Yes, I know I’m weird :]). I try to maintain a positive attitude. A lot of people call me a Smiley Face because it’s kind of impossible for me not to always be smiling and laughing (unless of course I’m in a bad mood). Even when I’m in a bad mood, it’s incredibly easy to make me laugh (even though I try not to then :P). SpongeBob SquarePants is the love of my life ♡ We’re engaged to be married, let me know if any of you beautiful people would like an invitation (:
I love meeting new people and I'm not quick to judge, so if you need advice or just want to talk, I'm here c:


ч вuckєt ℓíst:
○Hand a random little kid a folded up piece of paper and tell him it's from his real parents.
○Try a doughnut.
○Order coffee at Starbucks as Primrose Everdeen so that when it's ready and the person at the counter says, "Primrose Everdeen," I can say, "I volunteer as tribute!"
○Run up to a random couple on Valentine's Day, slap the guy, and burst into tears while yelling, "How could you? You said you loved me! I gave you everything! I gave you my virginity! And now this? Screw you!"
○Fill up an empty bottle of Windex with blue gatorade and drink it in public.
○Sing a duet with Austin Mahone.
○Bake a cake that actually tastes good.
○Ride a llama.
○Eat a sock.
○Dress up a pineapple in a hula skirt and name it Lola.

Explode a grape in the microwave.
Call an insurance company and try to insure a stuffed animal.
Put chocolate pudding in a diaper and eat it in public.
Suggestions?

Quotes by barneythebigpurpledino



Love you flawsflawnt
тh em тo the world."






My best friend was eating breakfast in a hotel when
an old man walked up to the front desk and asked if
they'd seen his wife. The lady at the desk said no but that
she'd tell him if she saw him. He replied,
"Well if you do see her, she's a beautiful woman with long silver hair, and she's probably wearing a black shirt."





f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e





"Ten seconds before sunrise is the darkest moment of the night,

SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AT YOUR DARKEST MOMENT,  THE SUNRISE IS SOON TO COME."
 

 

"This isn’t a time to make hard and fast decisions. This is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere chill. Fall in love - a lot. Major in philosophy because there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. Then change it again because nothing is permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can..."

 
 
I smiled as we walked down the sidewalk, hand in hand.  Suddenly he stopped me.  "Are you cold?" he asked.  I shook my head but shivered as the cool breeze lifted my hair from my shoulders.  He raised his eyebrow and the corners of his lips perked upward.  "Come here," he said, enveloping me in his arms.  I rested my head on his chest and took in his smell as he wrapped himself around me like a blanket.  When we finally pulled away, he took both of my hands in his.  "I hope you know I love you."  I closed my eyes and giggled as he gently planted a kiss on each of my eyelids, on the tip of my nose, and on my forehead.  When I opened them again,
I realized I'd been daydreaming.


 




& who else
thinks Tori and Andre are perfect for each other?

 



 
"Well counto ten, take it in,
This is life before you know who you're gonna be."
 

Imagine if there was a sorority for Wittians.
MadisonHabibi at 9:45pm January 06, 2013
I know you are not suppose to ask for faves, but this could save someones life. Please, go fave this quote
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6554626
and please repost this and pass the message please, and thank you

& who else thinks that by the third Toy Story, Andy could be a Tumblr boy?

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