barneythebigpurpledino

Status: Trying to make people smile (:
Joined: April 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 year
user id: 293139
Dancing Banana100% me, 100% makeup free (:
Ayeee (: Vas happenin? You seem to have stumbled upon my profile. Well, as Lil Wayne once said, people are basically indescribable, but I’ll try anyways so please excuse me while I bore you with my words [: First of all, I can’t live without music. I absolutely looove to sing and I’ve been told I’m really good, but I’m too shy to ever sing or dance in public. Hopefully one day I’ll be performing with One Direction c: I’m usually really shy, but when I’m with my friends I can be the LOUDEST person on earth. I guess my personality description would be a matter of opinion. A lot of people tell me I’m really sweet. My best friend says I’m really funny and nice and that one day I’ll kill her because she’ll suffocate from laughing too hard. She also says I’m her therapist and that I’m amazing at it. I’m crazy, weird, and hyper, but that’s all normal for me (: I SNEEZE LIKE A KITTEN. IT’S SO WEIRD. I like candy and I LOOOVE HUGS AND PIGGY BACK RIDES :D I'm never going to “grow up”. I NEVER EVER lie or curse and I take pinky promises very seriously. I still say “playdate”. (Yes, I know I’m weird :]). I try to maintain a positive attitude. A lot of people call me a Smiley Face because it’s kind of impossible for me not to always be smiling and laughing (unless of course I’m in a bad mood). Even when I’m in a bad mood, it’s incredibly easy to make me laugh (even though I try not to then :P). SpongeBob SquarePants is the love of my life ♡ We’re engaged to be married, let me know if any of you beautiful people would like an invitation (:
I love meeting new people and I'm not quick to judge, so if you need advice or just want to talk, I'm here c:


ч вuckєt ℓíst:
○Hand a random little kid a folded up piece of paper and tell him it's from his real parents.
○Try a doughnut.
○Order coffee at Starbucks as Primrose Everdeen so that when it's ready and the person at the counter says, "Primrose Everdeen," I can say, "I volunteer as tribute!"
○Run up to a random couple on Valentine's Day, slap the guy, and burst into tears while yelling, "How could you? You said you loved me! I gave you everything! I gave you my virginity! And now this? Screw you!"
○Fill up an empty bottle of Windex with blue gatorade and drink it in public.
○Sing a duet with Austin Mahone.
○Bake a cake that actually tastes good.
○Ride a llama.
○Eat a sock.
○Dress up a pineapple in a hula skirt and name it Lola.

Explode a grape in the microwave.
Call an insurance company and try to insure a stuffed animal.
Put chocolate pudding in a diaper and eat it in public.
Suggestions?

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pepperdaddy 9 years ago on quote #6742988
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U ar seriously pretty
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bluebox2 9 years ago on quote #6566125
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omg yessshh
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willowxoxo 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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there is a toy story 3...
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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Oh yeah haha I know, I meant that he looks good in Toy Story 3.
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ilovemustaches830 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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where have you been??
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willowxoxo 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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me?
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ilovemustaches830 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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ya its been out for a while, where do you live?
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willowxoxo 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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if anything criticize the person who made this quote hun(:
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willowxoxo 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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i was stating the fact that there already was a toy story 3 for your information.
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ilovemustaches830 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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lol i read that wrong whoops i thought it was saying he did..sorryyyy :) my fault
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shannonboo97 9 years ago on quote #6506847
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I seriously thought the same thing lol
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stay_golden 9 years ago on quote #6479658
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this is really weird because today i had this urge to listen to them and i just made a quote. 'Breaking free'. I was listening to that song and saw this.
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6479658
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Haha one of my friends can't stand hsm songs, but he knows how much I love them, so one day last week he just randomly called me, sang Breaking Free, and then hung up.
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NerdBird101 9 years ago on quote #6480212
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HSM
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HailTheFire* 9 years ago on quote #6480212
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I just YouTubed this song. Now I'm in the mood to listen to corny love songs.. WHY
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sophsunflower12 9 years ago on quote #6479658
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*Listening to We're All In This Together right now--
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6479658
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OKAY THAT'S IT I LOVE YOU.
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EchoMarie 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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Hahahah. This is why I love you
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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Hehe I love you too c:
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EchoMarie 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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"He wants to murder me now. How sweet."
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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He came to sit with me at lunch today and after hugging me, he said, "You know, I still want to murder you when I see you."
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EchoMarie 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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Hahahah. He'll get over it
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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It's like an "I love you for the same reason I want to murder you" kind of relationship.
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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Nah, that was forever ago. He just thinks I'm crazy, but that's why he loves me.
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EchoMarie 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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I thought that was really funny
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Delicate* 9 years ago on quote #6470342
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I tripped. But he didn't even let me land in his lap.
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basketballchickkforeveer1 9 years ago on quote #6470342
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What if you just don't know ..
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barneythebigpurpledino 9 years ago on quote #6470342
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Watch where you step.
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XxMeliRidesRainbowPoniesxX 9 years ago on quote #6457398
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How long have they been dating?:x
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lolaheart3 9 years ago on quote #6319749
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love it
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arianagrande* 9 years ago on quote #6359381
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HEY...>!
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sydkid123 9 years ago on quote #6339476
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same girl same
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1DImaginesx 9 years ago on quote #6319749
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wow. thats amazing. :o
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codababy37 9 years ago on quote #6319749
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I'm bringing this to my next GSA meeting. So inspiring!
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mcorbett105 9 years ago on quote #6319749
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that's amazing.
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RadioCatastrophe 9 years ago on quote #6288522
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ive cried over many guys
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witty_guy_here 9 years ago on quote #6288522
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what do you mean? like cry cuz you like a girl? ive never done that but cry cuz of a break up, then yes :3
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