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Mallory
Otherwise known as...
Malroy
Malpal
Malzies
Mal
Mall
DeFoya
Mariluz
Miriam Johanna Bat Ze'ev Wolf v' Sarah
But "Mallory" should do just fine.
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I guess you could say that I'm a very "interesting" person to get to know. That's putting it mildly. I'm hard to understand. Once at a party not too long ago, someone mentioned something that brought me to tears. I sat there bawling, causing my friends to start bawling as well. I sat there crying my eyes out for 20 minutes, until I heard a guy over the phone that we were talking to say,
" I was just talking to this weird tuba playing Jew!" He was talking about me! All the sudden I started laughing hysterically. Not at all like my normal laugh. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and my eyes were watering. All other guests at the party stared at me, as I laughed delariously. It was hard to believe that just two minutes ago I was sobbing. I don't know why. I guess that event describes me. You never really know what I might do.
Here are some random facts about me
Enjoy!
Mallory
Otherwise known as...
Malroy
Malpal
Malzies
Mal
Mall
DeFoya
Mariluz
Miriam Johanna Bat Ze'ev Wolf v' Sarah
But "Mallory" should do just fine.
________________________________________________________________
I guess you could say that I'm a very "interesting" person to get to know. That's putting it mildly. I'm hard to understand. Once at a party not too long ago, someone mentioned something that brought me to tears. I sat there bawling, causing my friends to start bawling as well. I sat there crying my eyes out for 20 minutes, until I heard a guy over the phone that we were talking to say,
" I was just talking to this weird tuba playing Jew!" He was talking about me! All the sudden I started laughing hysterically. Not at all like my normal laugh. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and my eyes were watering. All other guests at the party stared at me, as I laughed delariously. It was hard to believe that just two minutes ago I was sobbing. I don't know why. I guess that event describes me. You never really know what I might do.
Here are some random facts about me
Enjoy!
I've lost my cell phones 5 times in 1 day, only to find that it was in my pocket. I am proud to say that I obtained 74 facebook friends in the course of about two weeks without adding anyone myself. The fact that my straight A's entitle me to be called a "Nerd" doesn't bother me one bit. I like Witty Profiles, but when it's being dumb and won't let me enter quotes and other crap similar to that, it really pisses me off. I used to swear and use the term "gay" often, but I now refrain from it as much as I can, unless I feel it's necessary.
I've been a Vegetarian since August 12, 2009, not long but I'm sticking with it :) I think maple syrup is amazing on ice cream and jewish food is awesomely delicious (:I hate when people make peace signs in pictures. I have extremely curly hair, that I sometimes love, sometmes hate. I became a Bat Mitzvah on May 2, 2009, and am currently working towards being confirmed. I play basketball, softball, and swimming, and enjoy them all. I used to be a cheerleader but it was recently cut from out school budget so that's out. I live in a really, poor cheap little town that I absolutely love. I am a huge Band Geek, not joking. I play violin, flute, guitar, piano, trombone, and tuba. But right now my main instruments are tuba and trombone since no one really wants to play those. The tuba I used for Marching ( the Sousaphone) is literally a piece of crap. The mouthpiece was 8 inches away from my face, so I had to hold it up, and the valves were duct taped to the instrument. it had an 80% chance of falling apart in the middle of the parade. I don't really listen to mainstream music all that much. I enjoy State Radio, a pretty weird band that my older brother introduced to me. I am hardcore obsessed with this jewish rapper, Matisyahu! He's amazing! I enjoy being unique, even if people tease me for it. I am the only Jewish person in my entire school so I constantly have to endure some teasing and the popular " Cheap Jew" jokes, but it's all good, I know they're just kidding. I have a ton of friends that I wouldn't be able to live without. A rockin Saturday night for us is trying to sing this Monkey Army song we learned in music class years ago. It's quite fun. I like to think I'm growing up at a normal pace, but my favorite TV shows was, still, and always will be Arthur. You know the aardvark. I even have some songs from there on my ipod. My ipod is also filled with songs from my school jazz band. Really, I'm pretty pathetic. I have a huge crush on someone, yet don't really do much about it. I guess I'm happy admiring from a distance. Maybe it will happen, maybe it won't, who really knows. I never wanted to, but I am starting to be a hardcore believer that the world will end in 2012. I don't know what to believe anymore. There's a lot of things I don't know.
Simetimes my life sucks. But when I look back at the past 13 years of my life, I have to say I can't complain.
I doubt you read all that, but if you did, you rock harder than I do with my tuba.
And that's a very hard feat to accomplish
(:
I've been a Vegetarian since August 12, 2009, not long but I'm sticking with it :) I think maple syrup is amazing on ice cream and jewish food is awesomely delicious (:I hate when people make peace signs in pictures. I have extremely curly hair, that I sometimes love, sometmes hate. I became a Bat Mitzvah on May 2, 2009, and am currently working towards being confirmed. I play basketball, softball, and swimming, and enjoy them all. I used to be a cheerleader but it was recently cut from out school budget so that's out. I live in a really, poor cheap little town that I absolutely love. I am a huge Band Geek, not joking. I play violin, flute, guitar, piano, trombone, and tuba. But right now my main instruments are tuba and trombone since no one really wants to play those. The tuba I used for Marching ( the Sousaphone) is literally a piece of crap. The mouthpiece was 8 inches away from my face, so I had to hold it up, and the valves were duct taped to the instrument. it had an 80% chance of falling apart in the middle of the parade. I don't really listen to mainstream music all that much. I enjoy State Radio, a pretty weird band that my older brother introduced to me. I am hardcore obsessed with this jewish rapper, Matisyahu! He's amazing! I enjoy being unique, even if people tease me for it. I am the only Jewish person in my entire school so I constantly have to endure some teasing and the popular " Cheap Jew" jokes, but it's all good, I know they're just kidding. I have a ton of friends that I wouldn't be able to live without. A rockin Saturday night for us is trying to sing this Monkey Army song we learned in music class years ago. It's quite fun. I like to think I'm growing up at a normal pace, but my favorite TV shows was, still, and always will be Arthur. You know the aardvark. I even have some songs from there on my ipod. My ipod is also filled with songs from my school jazz band. Really, I'm pretty pathetic. I have a huge crush on someone, yet don't really do much about it. I guess I'm happy admiring from a distance. Maybe it will happen, maybe it won't, who really knows. I never wanted to, but I am starting to be a hardcore believer that the world will end in 2012. I don't know what to believe anymore. There's a lot of things I don't know.
Simetimes my life sucks. But when I look back at the past 13 years of my life, I have to say I can't complain.
I doubt you read all that, but if you did, you rock harder than I do with my tuba.
And that's a very hard feat to accomplish
(:
I'll add some pictures and fan art in here later.
Until then... please enjoy this picture of a sousaphone player.
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(c)lalalayoutsx71Until then... please enjoy this picture of a sousaphone player.
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/ \
/ ____ \
| / \ |
_| \____/ |
_z__\ /
**u u\__________/
C D| |/ _ \
__((=| | |ooo\
/ || -| | """o|
/_/||__| \_|/ |
\ \|_o_o\______/
\_______/
|__A__|
| | |
## ##
_## ##_
/___|___\
[:
( Not made by me)