*A day without sunshine is like... night so be back in the morning
*I fell out of my chair. This might take a while
*If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
*Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every
branch on the way down!
*I'm bored, your boring, so don't leave a message
*Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege
*How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get
back to you...
*Sitting in my drive way spraying Pam be back when the first car