bebeshay1526

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Joined: May 22, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 9
user id: 176554
Location: Chicago!!!!
Gender: F
I guess I'm just here for a good laugh, a good cry, to feel less alone and lost and to share my teensie moments of wittiness! :) I mean i've been going on witty forever and I just started putting up a few quotes, honestly. i don't know how to make a fancy shmancy profile layout or gorgeous quotes. Maybe I'm too busy trying to live my life for all that,LOL JK I HAVE NO LIFE ;D I'm also probably a BIT too dense and impatient to learn how to do all that! BUTOHWELL!

Quotes by bebeshay1526

We're not falling in love,

We're just falling apart.
There's 3 weeks until school starts, & I really wanted to get in better shape.

SO. I'm allllll pumped and I've been doing this hardcore routine for a few weeks and I'm so confident I'm going to be a whole new me when school starts.....

 then I got my period.
 Sorry exercise routine, thisjust isn't gonna work out (haha see what I did there?No? okay.)
Me: *Dancing in public*

My brother: Oh god, what are you even doing?!?! Please, pleaseeeeee stop D:

Me: I can't hear you, it's too dark!!!

My brother:.....wait what?
*my brother and I fighting, god i love him*

My brother: I do not like you

Me LOVE YOU TOO :D <3<3

My brother: Go lay in a ditch

Me: The proper way to say it is, 'Go lie in a ditch'

My brother: Go lie in a grave

Me: That's better

My brother: Go play tag with a goat

Me: I only play tag with bulls. It's more of a challenge. :)
My brother: Man, I really wanted to go to Produce World today.

Me: Go ahead, I honestly don't mind.

My brother: Nah, I'd rather just complain about it.
Me: I'm done pouring my soul out to you.

My brother: Oh, is that what that smell is?
Me: These are way too hot!!

My brother: Stop saying that. Nobody likes a pancake with an ego.
Me:I am digging these toons

My brother:No you're not.

Me:You're right. Shoot me.
* My brother and I talking about our childhood*
Me:Yeah, I remember how much I loved my gameboy color!
Him:Ummmm you never had one.
Me:I'm pretttttyyyyyyy sure I did.
Him:i thought you just had the original gameboy....?
Me:.....yeah.But.....it was colored pink...So.
Harry: knock knock!

Voldemort:....who's there?

Harry:Not your nose.

Voldemort:

Harry:

Voldemort:

Harry:

Voldemort:AVADA KEDAVRA.