becky_sykes

Life sucks!!!!!
Why can't I have one normal day with a happy family??

I'm tired of trying to please people!

*True Story

(Me and my dad watchingT.V.)

Me: Hey Dad?

Dad: Yeah?

Me: I was thinking

(Dad cut's me off)

Dad: You were thinking? That must hurt!

Me: I think all the time!

Dad: You sure. It doesn't seem like it.

Me: (looks at dad and get's up) I'm going to bed!

[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 1

[x ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x ] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x ] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[ ] Missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 4

[x ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[ ] Text people during class
[x ] Passed notes
[x ] Threw stuff across the room
[ x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 8

[ ] Took pictures during school hours
[ ] Called someone during school hours
[x ] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

Total so far: 9

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class...almost
[x] Ate food during class

Total so far: 10

[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking

Total so far: 10

[ ] Faked your parents signature
[x ] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[ ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room

Total so far: 14

Multiply by 3 for a total of 42

Girl: I'm so proud of my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?

Girl: Cause there was this time, he was so drunk he didn't recognize me...

Friend: What to be proud about that?

Girl: Cause when i was trying to remove his shirt and change it he stoped me and said, "No, stop! I have a girlfriend."

OMG So Cool!

*True Story
Bogs Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!
Me: SHUT UP!!!
Dad: Why are you yelling at them?
Me: They're annoying me!
Dad:Well you're annoying but I don't yell at you.
Me:..............
Dad:...............
Me:.....................
Dad............
Me:You know you love me.
Dad:Yeah okay what ever you say.
Me (in my head): He loves me! Right?

Me: Want to hear a cool story?
Friend: Ok, tell my!
Me: Once upon a time, the end!
Friend:.......
Me:....
Friend: OMG SO FUNNY!!!!!
Me: I know right!!!

When people call you a b**** or something like that what you should say is "It Takes One To Know One!!"

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