emily*

You are gorgeous! I love your profile (:

I know, I know, how dare the f/cker randomly turn up after not uploading for 4 days and not having an excuse.
I actually don't have an excuse, the first three days I couldn't be bothered to upload because well school is ending in a week and it's really hot, yesterday when I went to upload my internet was being a b/tch so here I am.
There is a new chapter up <3 The second last of I met him on omegle and then, of course there is the epilogue.
Uh... one day, my friends and I pretended we were guys and spoke to one of our guy friends. He was incredibly gullible and thought a prostitute was going to come to his house in 20 minutes.
Oii! Guys, in 20 minutes a prostitue is coming to your houses, be nice. K?
Coolios!

Hello beautiful! Did you know you are wonderful? You are. :)
OperationBeautiful.com

Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!

Hey! Truth is, you're super cute! And very pretty! Love your profile pic! <3 Rate: 10! Boys name: Darin (: Follow back? xx

thank youuu<3333

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
A new chapters up! <3

Hey gorgeous,
How are you, all? I hope you all are feeling amazing.
I uploaded chapter 25 (:
I'm gonna tell you all of a boy group who are on Australian X-factor. The Collective. Look them up, they are the best friggin people in the world. #obsessed.
Thursday was national hit someones a.s day, or so my whole school thought, so Thursday was spent hitting everybody and anybody's butt. Anybody else? *hits all of your butts from behind the computer screen for Thursday*

MY NAMES MARIA AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
Nahh, jokes, I just really really really wanna go to alcoholic anonymous and see if it's like how they make it in the movies.
They should make one for people addicted to Witty, I wouldn't go cause even though I'm addicted, I like being addicted... so... yah.
New chapters up, fellow alcoholic!

Sooo, I was listening to the radio today && guess what I learnt? Men got bonerrs when they were hanged well... AWKWARD.
Uh...eh... I mean HEY! Pretend I didn't say that...
Can you all do me a favour? Search necrophilia in google (if you don't know what it is) and enjoy.
I also put a new chapter up on my profile (: I'm trying to work out how I'll end the story, should I make Andi and Jesse die like Romeo and Juliet?
HELL YES!

Hello, beautiful:) Here is the link to the picture of the finished "Witty Family" poster. :) http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6419220 (the link is in the quote) Please go check it out and comment on/fave the quote to spread the word so others can see the picture:D Thanks for participating:)

sorry, the link isn't working-.- lol, but I finally was able to put the picture on my profile. So yeah, if you wanna see it, just go to my profile:D

Did you know, that:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?

BET YOU DIDN'T.

Heyheyhey! c:
Chapter 19 is up, go check it out and tell me what you think. Hopefully you all like it and how the chapter ended. *hint-hint*
Soooo, I was in the car with my granddad and he was listening to Greek rap. I was like WOOOHHOOOOO GO GRANDDAD!
Yeeep, shoutout to all the granddads out there! [:
& I made cupcakes... let's just say I can't be a chef... ever. I ate one of the cupcakes and now I feel sick. WOOPS.

Hello gorgeous, how are you on this fine day?
JOKES, it's raining. WHY THE F/CK IS IT RAINING IN NOVEMBER?
I swear, the sky is bi-polar, this morning it was ridiculously hot!
The day I decide to go for a run, it starts to rain and I'm just like 'RUN FASTER, MARIA'. I didn't get wet, thankfully.
Oh... the dirtiness in that sentence ;)
Chapter 18 is up & I really hope you like it, you can go and see if I killed Jesse or not. Hah! You already know the answer to that...
Sooo... I think I like a b o y & I'm just like.... D: I need someones like opinion, so pretty please with a cherry on the top comment on my profile & comment what you think of the chapter, if you think it's crappy, say so!
Xx Maria :*

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa

Hello you amazing human specimen.
I feel like horrible cause I like never upload anymore :( I'll upload after I remind everybody, if I can. School has been keeping me very busy and soon I won't be able to upload at all until my exams are over.
Eh... this notification-reminder thingy is so BORING. I think I'll just leave y'all to get on with your life.
Oh && I just wanna say RIP to Amanda Todd. Guys, if you haven't heard I suggest you watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej7afkypUsc&feature=g-logo-xit
Xx Mariiaa

Dear diary,
today was such a hard day... I just don't know what to do anymore, every time I try to be happier they shoot me down.
Actually, I had a good day for the reason I got like no homework && I got two tests back and I went really good.
I just wanna say, hi grandma if you ever read this... Like, you're awesome! && whoever else is reading this, your grandma is awesome! ;)
I was on witty && I like, uploaded so I hope who ever is reading this enjoys it...
I was listening to The Motto, randomly so...
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
That's the motto YOLO.
Until next time, Maria <3

Hii (:
So, I thought I'd help you guys, k? So... what do you guys have fears of? Any of these?
Androphobia- Fear of men
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Genophobia- Fear of
Gynephobia - Fear of women
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law
If you do... this is a w k w a r d.
Hm... I think my favourite is hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia or medomalacuphobia...
666
666
666
Random number. I dunno, maybe it means something...?
So, I uploaded! Woo Hoo! I also started school :( This term there is only 8 weeks, that's a good thing.
Ok, byeee!

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

REMEMBER THAT YOU HORRIBLE HUMANS WHO EAT FISH!

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD!

I don't think I can really say that because, well by dad owns a seafood shop ^.^
Anyways, I uploaded two chapters today! Yah! I really, really enjoyed writing chapter 7 (: So, make sure you comment and whatever.
-Mariiaa

Hello Beautiful!
If you ,
cut
have an eatting disorder
dealing with bullying
or a bully
suicidal thought
family issues
depression
or anxity.
Or even ANYTHING you wanna talk about or get off your chest
Im here for you.
thats what this account is for.
My goal in life is to save a life.
Stay Strong and Dream Big Beautiful!