♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*

Status: But are we all lost stars trying to light up the dark?
Joined: August 23, 2011
Last Seen: 5 years
Birthday: January 16
user id: 210872
Location: In Adam Levine's bed... which I'm never gonna leave...
Gender: F




Hello.

Quotes by ♪♫Losτ Sταrs♫♪*

If I ever have my own family, I'm going to make them say "Grace" before every meal

not
because i'm religious

but that's my name

say
my name, b/tch
It isn't April Fools' Day anymore, How I Met Your Mother creators

It's time to release the real finale

This joke isn't funny anymore

pls guys


"I've got issues, I've got scars
And the colours just like yours
I was broken right from the start
I'm no different than you are
I'm not
perfect, I'm perfectly flawed
And my scratches don't hurt much at all
But just like you,
I've got issues"

 

#albuM5

Maroon 5's fifth album.
I feel like they've been waiting their
entire career for this moment.

I'm so excited.
asdfghjkl;


 

if you're thinking
about drinking
any kind of alcoh/l excessively,
to the point where you're a raging drunk,
please don't.
and if you do,
please don't be near me.
and if you are,
please refrain from speaking.
and if you do,
actually no.
Just don't.


Don't.




 

I hate to be rude,
but you're really f/cking
annoying please stfu


thank you





 

Being an adult is the lamest
thing I've ever done in my life.

0/10

would not suggest



 


So, the finale of How I Met Your Mother.

how about no

 


Me: *tries to like a page I already liked on Facebook*


 

I made plans
to hang out with
a friend today.
But she never showed up.

I was actually really glad
as I didn't really want to hang out.


#ThankGodForCancelledPlans

 
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