biamontet1

Status: boys are jerks. all they do is break my heart
Joined: February 13, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 152861
Location: my house
Gender: F
this is my tumblr &this is my face

Quotes by biamontet1

*kiss me by Ed Sheeran comes on the radio*

Me: This is gonna be my wedding song. 
Dad: Why don't you work on getting a boyfriend before you start planning your wedding.
Me: I'm trying, but One Direction won't reply to my tweets.
Dad: Oh my god, how did you turn out so weird?
Normal people:crying cause I really miss you.
Ed:I dont get waves of missing you anymore, they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
Normal people:youre making me blush!
Ed:tell her that she turns my cheeks the color of my hair
Normal people:were spooning
Ed:were resembling cutlery
Normal people:my life is falling apart
Ed:her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries
Normal people:marry me?
Ed:see, I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle

 


Home sweet home?
More like, home sweet wifi.

biamontet1

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Mom: You can't stay on that computer your whole life you know!
Me: yeah I know, only till December 21,2012.

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nmf.


Me: 5 push ups.
Me: Olympics 2016 here i come.
my relationship status:
Ordering food: uh
Paying for groceries: uh
Buying a movie ticket: uh
Riding in the car with someone: uh
School: uh
Choking to death: uh
My life: uh
Person: Hey, i just met you-
Me: I WILL NOT F*CKING CALL YOU.
*During a math test*
Me: my answer =23
Answer choices: 170,195,264,362
Me: well 170 is the closest to 23, so that must be the answer.