biamontet1

Status: boys are jerks. all they do is break my heart
Joined: February 13, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 152861
Location: my house
Gender: F
this is my tumblr &this is my face

Quotes by biamontet1

Me: Why am I single?
Me: I'M FUNNY!
Me: I'M NICE!!
*comes in contact with a mirror*
Me: oh.
*if i was a doctor*
Hot guy: I sprianed my wrist.
Me: Okay, take off your underwear.
*me in class*
Me: Okay,gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me:  Oooh, when did that poster get there?
Me:  Ugh,split ends.
Me: Why is the back of your head so attractive?!?!?
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: Just act like you understand...
Me: Don't pick me, don't pick me.......
Me: So here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN, THAT SONG IS SO F*CKING ANNOYING.
Me: Its only been fifteen minutes?
Me: Someone shoot me.


HELLO
my name is 

what you'll be 

screaming later.






Have you ever

wondered....


.....when the real opposite day is?


*Me telling a story*
Me: and i was like..
Me: and then i was like..
Me: and then she was like....
Me: and then i was like......
Me:  and then he said something and i was like.........
Me: then i was like....
Me: then he was like..
Me: then she was like....
Me: then i was like.....
Me: then i was like...
Me: then she finally was like...
Me: and then he was like....
 

pretending to be writing something in class so your teacher wont call on you.

biamontet1. credit to tumblr

Peeta: My name is Peeta.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: Your name is Katniss.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: You love me.
Katniss: Real.
Peeta: You like my Bread Jokes?
Katniss: Not, real.
Peeta: I thought they made you Loaf?
Katniss: No, they don't.
Peeta: Rye not?
Katniss: ...



   If students secretly think teachers are hot

I wonder,

       if teachers secertly think students are hot?
        
                     


 


 



   i am the author of my life

Unfortunatly

       i'm writing in pen  
        
                     

and i cant  erase any mistakes


 

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