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Member since Fri Aug 21, 2009 19:38:17 EDT

Last login: Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:48:55 EDT

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Hey!! 12 years young.....blow out the candles on september 27th...btw the name's Julia. <3333
in 7th grade middle school :)

I love softball and am a pitccherrr! GO YANKEEEES! (no haters pleeease)
Status: chatting with ppl on witty........listenin to music

 
HEY ITS BLONDEJOKES!
first of all this awesome layout was made by justbreathe_
so if u like it...shes the one to ask!! 
fave song rite now is "replayyyy" oh and NO JOCKERS PLEASE!
just give credit please!!!

 

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Shawtys' like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out 
Got me singin' like 
Na na na na everyday 
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay 

Remember the first time we met 
You was at the mall wit yo friend 
I was scared to approach ya 
But then you came closer 
Hopin' you would give me a
chance
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on October 21, 2009 18:27:52
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lol its patrick! i wusz bored...fav?
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on October 21, 2009 18:17:19
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 & Now i Live in the world where;

if you are not 'pretty' its harder to find friends,
if you are at least 10, cursing becomes a habit,
if you tell someone a secret, it will never stay that way,
if you are going out with someone, you have a feeling they are using or cheating on you,
if you are in middle school you have experienced heartbre/ak,
if you live in this world ( and not figured it out already) its full of liars and cheaters,
If all your jeans are not from abercrombie, you are considered a freak,
& everyone becomes the person they swore they would 
never be.

 
 
all mineee...*****
made by blondejokes1234
on October 19, 2009 20:45:45
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When I was younger, I didnt know I lived in a mansion.
Then i went to a friends house and was like..oh.
-Paris Hilton

Like yesterday, I didn't know Paris Hilton had friends.
Then I read this quote and was like...oh.
-Me


so not mine but i luv this
made by blondejokes1234
on October 17, 2009 09:18:30
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"I'm done.
I'm sick of waking up that extra hour,
laughing even louder than i can handle,
and worrying what you think of my every single move.
cause now,
im finally, over  and done
with you.."

all mine...
made by blondejokes1234
on October 17, 2009 08:45:50
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& Am i the only one;
who has to look behind the shower curtian 
before she goes to the bathroom 
because im afraid something might
pop out?
  
lol sometimes i do this. all mine! any1 else?
made by blondejokes1234
on October 16, 2009 21:56:56
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its funny;;how; 
one day you say you are "in love with me", the next day,"you dont give a crap"
 oneday you "cant live with out me", the next day, "ur glad im moving next year" 
one day you "hug me", thenext day you "dont even want to talk"

Isnt it funny; how; you bro/ke my heart.


  minee...took a long time so dont jock please
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on October 16, 2009 21:47:09
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Fun things to do at Walmart :)

1. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
2. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me, pick me."
3.Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
4. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, No, no- It's those voices again.
5. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?'
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station - then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
9. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares,and see what happens.
made by blondejokes1234
on October 16, 2009 21:37:49
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Today,   I   drank   out   of   one  of   my   little 
brother's    straws    that    changes   colors 
every  time  you  take  a  sip. Not  only was  I 
amused all day, but now I know I'm probably 
hydrated for the rest of my life.
MLIA.
made by blondejokes1234
on October 12, 2009 20:10:37
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Read this out loud:

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

now go back and read the
THIRD word only, in each
line from the
start.
made by blondejokes1234
on October 12, 2009 20:00:08
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