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                         Ron: How much for this?
                         Fred and George: Five Galleons.
                         Ron: How much for me?
                         Fred and George: Five Galleons.
                         Ron: I'm your brother.
                         Fred and George: Ten Galleons!



 

               Edward: *sparkle, sparkle*
               Snape: If you're a vampire, then like, why do you sparkle?
               Edward:
               Snape:
               The World:
               Dumbledore: Oh my God, Severus, you can't just ask people why they sparkle.


 
 

               Oliver Wood: This is a Quaffle.
               Oliver Wood: This is a Snitch.
               Percy Jackson: This is a pen.

 


 

               Voldemort: Nice wig, Albus, what's it made of?
               Dumbledore: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

 


 

               Harry: Look at Snape, he's limping!
               Snape: That's not a limp, that's my swagger.

 


 

               Dumbledore: So basically, I've been putting everyone who looks like a good guy into
               Gryffindor and everyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin.
               Dumbledore: And the other two can just go wherever the hell they want, I don't care.
               Cedric: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!
               Dumbledore: What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
               Cedric:
               Cedric:
               Cedric:

 


 

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll

When you dare to
disturb Goyle's slumber...
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lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll

When you look at the Marauder's Map
and see a dead guy named Peter Pettigrew
sleeping in your best friend's bed...
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