A girl enters a bar and
sees a cute guy.
Girl: Hey
whatcha drinking?
Boy: Its
magic beer.
Girl: What
magic does it have?
Boy: Let
me show you.
Boy jumps out the window, strolls in the air, climbs a skyscrapper,
and jumps back in.
Girl
(Amazed): Wow I can't believe it
Boy to
Bartender: Give her what I'm drinking
Girl
drinks the beer, jumps out the window, falls 4 floors, and
dies.
Bartender:
You know Superman, your an a$$ when your
drunk.