blueeyedbride

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Quotes by blueeyedbride

 GIVE ME $5 ..
and I will tell you how I make money. (;

Well, this is harder than an asian puting in contacts.

The awkward moment when      you cant go on 16 & pregnant..

..because your 12


 

 

                                                                 10/8/2011

6:47p.m 


 

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If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don't sleep enough, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don't eat enough, my parents complain.
If I'm always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.

...I CAN'T WIN.

My Mom...
 thinks 'lol' means 'Lots Of Love' so, she texted
me today saying;
lllllllll

"The dog died, LOL."
 

"Id hit it"
...
...yea, with an eighteen wheeler...

 


   

Solving a maze
backwards
because you think it's quicker...

   
 
 



 
I'm ashamed of what I did for a
Klondike bar...