bluigurl

If I could go back in time I would probably  punch my middle school self in the face.

Yeahh.. Not really feeling the whole "Get Back to School Thing"...

"According to Greek Mythology, humans were orginally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power Zeus split them into two separate beings, codeming them to spend their lives in search of their other halves."

-Plato

DON"T LOSE YOUR PEN

Lost pen=no pen
no pen=no notes
no notes=no study
no study=fail
fail=no diploma
no diploma=no work
no work=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children=alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen or you will die....

(Saw this online lol)

Live the life you love, love the life you live

                                           Going to the beach



           Expectation                          Reality
                     -hot guys                                                                          -old guy in a speedo  
                            -perfect tan                                                                          - sunburn.. everywhere
                            - relaxing under umbrella                                                 -chasing umbrella down beach
                           -make a perfect sand castle                                            - making a mound of sand
                           - getting a icecream cone                                                -having icecream melt all over hands                            -going in the water to get cooled off                           -getting hit by a 10ft wave
                          -having peace and quiet                                               -having a annoying family sit next to you
                                                                                                           

Peeta or Gale???

Fav for Peeta comment for Gale

Its all fun and games until.......

Someone aims a rubber band at your face
 

That special voice you use for you dog