man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was
the only black man there. as he sat down, he noticed a
white man behind him. the
white man said,
" colored people are not
allowed here . "
the black man turned around and stood up.
he then said,
"when i was born iwas black,
when i grew up i was black,
when i'm sick i'm black,
when i go in the sun i'm black,
when i'm cold i ' m black,
when I die i'll be black.
but you sir . . .
when you go in the sun you turn red,
when you're sick, you're green,
when you're cold you turn blue,
when you're born you're pink,
when you grow up you're
and when you die you turn purple .
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
the black man then sat down and the white man