born2bblonde322

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If you want to know what a girl

really looks like,

don't look at her profile pictures, look at the pictures she was tagged in...

 
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*first day of lacrosse practice*
Teammate: We need a lot of oil
Team: Why?
Teammate: Cause we're rusty!
-true story
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KONY
___▼___ 

2012

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Friend *licks my hand*: haha 
Me: ewww
Friend: that's not the only thing I licked today (;
Me:  -___- 
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copy and paste this into your search bar:
www.nochucknorris.com
(; you.are.welcome
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in biology we are learning about the human body and someone in my class asked a question:
student: do we have to have both lungs to survive?
teacher: yes.
student: how do scientists know that?
teacher: let's just say they found out the hard way...
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Columbus proved that the Earth is round but admit it,
you still wonder how people in the South Pole aren't standing upside down...
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that retarded waddle-run your backpack makesyou do when you try to run with it.
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you see someone in the hallway at school.
turn to friend and say:
since when do they still go to our school?
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