Secret number
twenty-eight
when
I'm tired and
board in bed and
I'm watching TV,
I'll start talking
back to
those infomercials.
ex: "Hi I'm Phil,"
"hay Phil how yah doin?"
"have you ever been aggravated over a leaky roof?"
"can't say I have.. sorry Phil.."
"well, here's the solution to that problem!"
"but.. I don't got that
problem.."