Replacements for
"Cool Story, Bro."
1) Fascinating discourse, chum.
2) Riveting fable, comrade.
3) Intriguing anecdote, brethren.
4) Perpetuating argument, colleague.
5) Sweet saga, yo.
6) Waste of time, jerk.
7) Spellbinding reiteration, chummy.
8) Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one.
9) Interesting intellect, imbecile.
10) Ballin' gossip, dawg.
He broke up with
me...
He told me he wanted to be just
friends
Everything was perfect....
Everything was fine.
I don't know what happened.
Now he is going around
flirting with all my friends
&it kills me that it isn't me
who is making him smile
anymore....
I'm so lost.
Every guy I have ever loved,
ends up leaving me...
and I'm starting to
wonder
if I'm not good
enough.