braziliansoccerbabe11

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Quotes by braziliansoccerbabe11




 

i'm not even gonna get mad anymore.
i'm just going to learn to expect the lowest
out of people i thought the highest of.



 

adele: i set fire to the rain!
spongebob:
LOL, please. i make campfires underwater.
-twitter




my heart beats 17835 times faster
when your name lights up my phone.
when i see i have 8 missed calls from mom.

 

teacher: why were you late to school?
me: 
....
teacher: ....
me: i was buying one direction tickets.
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meeting liam payne
me:
omg hi!
liam: 
hey!
me: will you marry me?!
liam: what?
me: wait, what did i just say?
liam: ...will you marry me...?
me: OMFG YES I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK
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  that awkward moment when
  your gym teacher says
"hold the shaft tightly."


 

 
roses are red,
my dinosaur is blue.
if you don't shut up,
he will eat you.

 

 

 
 the only way a guy should hurt a girl,
is from hugging her too tight.

Go through contact list on your cell phone. Pick one person from each letter that you see. Be sure to use the name that they are put in your phone as, not necessarily their actual name. Skip over letter you are missing. You can only pick ONE person from each letter. Answer all the questions below honestly...
A: Ashleey!
B: Bella
C: Courtney(;
D: Dominic
E: Emily <333 Who Is Reallyyyy Cool
F: --
G: Gabby(:
H: Hubby<3 
I: --
J: Juju<3
K: Kailey's Cell (:
L: Lillyio !
M: Maddy Moo<3
N: Nicole !
O: Oona
P: Pandy My Lover:3
Q: --
R: Ryan
S: Sydney(:
T: Tay-Tay Cell
U: --
V: Vanessa;) <3
W: --
X: --
Y: Yuto
Z: --
How did you meet C?
soccer (:

How close are you to T?
we used to be really close, but then i moved, and we haven't talked in forever :c

Would you date R?
possibly...

How much do you trust S?
more than most of my friends.

What would happen if J turned out to be your father?
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN, I'M HER MOTHER AND SHE'S A GIRL

Have you ever had a crush on A?
pshh obviously (;

Have you ever secretly had a crush on E,L,T,N, or M?
lol no.

Do you think that J needs to come out of the closet?
nopeee!

Have you ever held hands with S?
nahhh

Whats your favorite thing to do with B?
go to ze mall (:

Whens the last time you saw E?
hmm.. last wednesday, i think.

If you had to marry R,K,Y,S or D who would you pick?
..well uh considering who they are.. i don't wanna say o_o

Describe T in one word
sexaaaaayyyy

 Do you think C is funny?
lolol yes yes yes.

How long have you been friends with B?
since like kindergarten. <3

What would you do if you found out J was married?
she already has like 5 husbands ;D

Have you ever been to the mall with S?
nope, but we might go this weekend. (;

You're totally in love with A aren't you?
uhm obviously. she's my valentine. <3

Do you think M and T would make a good couple?
...no, considering they're both girls & they don't know each other;p

Do you think K would be a fun person to get drunk with?
YES. YES YES YES.

Are you and L friends?
yuppers(:

 

nice pants.
can i test the zipper?

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