briiitttttttany

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What 's  that  thing called when 
YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU BACK? OH YEAH, IMAGINATION.
 

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I hate when couples have a little fight
 and they change their status to "single". I fight with my parents and don't change my status to "orphan."

 
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                                   waking up at 5 AM: i'm going to kill all of you
                                   staying up till 5 AM: hahahahshfhHAHHAHAHSHFGHHA
                            
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Your nuts! I like it.
                                                                                              

This is one of those moments when proper grammar changes the entire meaning of a statement.
 
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                                   People who want long eyelashes: Girls
                                   People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys
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                                   math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is
                                   the probabiliry his moms name is leslie
                                   history test: the american cival war ended in 1865, explain how this had
                                   a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
                                   literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as
                                   an apple"
                                   physics test: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the
                                   Earth  because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating
                                   pancakes at the speed of light.
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                                   Mom: what are you laughing at?
                                   Me: the internet
                                   Mom: can i see?
                                   Me: no
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                                   Me: I'll do it at 7PM
                                  Time: 7:02PM
                                   Me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
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                                  Hot guy: You're pretty
                                  Me: What kind of sick joke is this?
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