briiitttttttany

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Joined: June 26, 2011
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Quotes by briiitttttttany



Today I saw a homeless man
holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

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Mirror:  "Ooh, you look cute today!"
C amera:   "Lol, no."
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Accomplishing something before the microwave hits
00:00 

 


 
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"that's what she said," 
 "not to you"

 
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If taking model pictures

makes you a model, standing my my garage makes me a car.

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The embarrassing moment
when that person wasn't waving at you.

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Dear Hair,

If you'd cooperate, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.

sincerely, hot straightener.

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