briiitttttttany

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Quotes by briiitttttttany


the  awkward moment when 
                                               when you don't know if you should hug someone or not.                                                    


"Quiet! It's a tornado drill"
Why? Is the tornado gonna hear us?

 I hate When  Guys
have an amazing muscular body, but they have the  u g l i e s t   f a c e .


 

 

The awkward moment

     when it's all silent and someone says awkward.
                    

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell my dog
HE'S ADOPTED.


"I wasn't that drunk,"

"Dude, YOU Congratulated A Potato for getting a part in toy story!"


That moment of joy
when you find money in your pocket.


Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

"oh  crap, is that _____?"
"yeah..."
"TURN AROUND, WALK, WALK, WALK..."

 


                  


QUOTE &FORMAT CREDIT: dinozeezee


& You sir,

are very attractive.
Therefore, I will stare at you 

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