"Quiet! It's a tornado drill" Why? Is the tornado gonna hear us?
I hate When Guys have an amazing muscular body, but they have the u g l i e s t f a c e .
The awkward moment
when it's all silent and someone says awkward.
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell my dog HE'S ADOPTED.
Nice tan, What's your race? Carrot?
"oh crap, is that _____?" "yeah..." "TURN AROUND, WALK, WALK, WALK..."
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QUOTE &FORMAT CREDIT: dinozeezee
& You sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you