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born to be


Quotes by brisopunk

rachel: i think me and ross just had a moment 
pheobe: really, what happened
rachel: well i dont know for sure but there was..... eye contact 
pheobe: OMYGOD, i hope you were wearing protection
my friends:
omigod thats how i use to draw people when i was little.
other friend :
no way 
me thinking:
you were 5 there wasnt many options 

Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!

-mean girls


Q: why does peter pan always fly

A: cuz he can never land

harry potter jokes # 27
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry wouldn't stop poking him?

"Stop that now. I'm Sirius."
#8   Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.

harry potter dirty jokes # 7 

Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player 

harry potter dirty jokes # 8
I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" 

harry potter # 15
 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonalds
harry potter jokes # 9
Yo mama so nasty, even Dobby wouldn't even take her sock