(at a fancy resturante)
boy- will you marry me?
girl- i have to think about it
boy- why? we were perfect for eachother
girl- i said i have to think about it!
boy- why cant you say yes or no rather then torture me
girl- why do u want to marry me?
girl- tell me why and i'll say yes or no
boy- um.. o... ok um u r beautiful, kind, sweet, a great kisser,
and your eyes are like two big blue oceans
girl- ARE YOU SAYING I CRY A LOT!?!? ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M A GIRL,
GIRLS TEND TO BE SENSITIVE!!!
boy- no no no thats not what i meant!!
girl- you kno what i'm tired of your attitude! (runs away crying)